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Tait, The Sci-Fi Guru - Buffy Vs. Trek |
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Tait, The Sci-Fi Guru |
If the characters from Star Trek all Series痴 & Buffy The
Vampire Slayer were swapped.
These are some well known buffy scenes :D there are definite key words
which should jog your memory
Who would play whom
Giles/Riker
Buffy/Picard
Willow/Kathryn Janeway
Xander/Kirk
Dawn/Kes
Spike/Sisko
Tara/Seven Of Nine (anika for the real nerds)
Anya/Data
Jonathon/Lore
Evil Flying monkey dude/Worf
Buffy Bot dude/Spock
Yes I know some of the genders are messed up but deal with it.
The scooby gang sit around a table munching on food. Willow
grabs for a piece of chicken breast.
Picard: Eat something Kes.
Kathryn: yes have something to eat.
Data: Kes food is needed for you to sustain vital nutrients.
Kes: well then why don稚 you eat something data?
Data: (in a snooty voice) I知 trying to watch my waist
Picard: here Kes have a drumstick, and you to Kathryn.
Kathryn: I知 a breast gal myself (looks sheepish)
Tara: That is illogical, infact this whole parody is illogical.
Kes: ok already I値l have a drumstick.
Scene somewhere down the track, I know these are short but get a giggle
and move along.
Lore: ok for this spell to work everyone has to hold hands
Worf: Hold hands ewwwww
Spock: Can you spell homophobic?
Lore: (Goes into data spelling mode) H. O > M. O. P.
Worf: cut that out you infernal pile of scrap metal.
Lore: ok now where are my ingredients (looks around)
Worf: (Picks up bone object and starts examining the descriptions
enchanted on it)
Spock: Interesting
Lore (looks up at worf playing with the bone) Hey
Worf: What?
Lore: Quit playing with my magic Bone
Worf And Spock: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Lore: oh very funny
Ok those were the 2 major scenes I remembered, I must admit my capacity to
remember buffy compared to trek is far in superior
Now for some buffy characters in Startrek TNG
Picard/Giles
Riker/Xander
Geordie/Spike
Weasel/Dawn
Bev/Willow
Troi/Anya
Worf/Buffy
Chief O達rien/Angel
Keiko O達rien/Tara
Giles: Set phasers to maximum stun
Buffy: (presses button repeatedly) Eat energy evil critters
Giles: stop that
Buffy: Sorry, I just like the pretty lights |
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04/04/2002 |
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Tait, The Sci-Fi Guru -
Se'Rat's Log, Stardate: Unknown. |
by
Tait, The Sci-Fi Guru |
In the search for a cross temporil divide I have
inadvertantly altered history. (Makes his way to the three baubled device
featured last week) I have turned this anti matter device into a time
machine, and have seen the future, (btw alex your missus you meet in 5
years time is a mega babe, just never say to her "The cheese is mouldy
therefore I shall eat the peanut butter"). Anyway onto this weeks
adventure or is it last weeks, or was it next weeks, I'm pretty sure it's
last weeks adventure. After freeing myself of the Brig, I made my way to
my cross temporal device, and of course I accidentily altered the settings
sending me into the past 400 years to 2000 something or other, well it was
in the 'naughties' and myself, and myself were definetly very naughty.
Ser'Rat a week ago and myself made our way to what is known as a
university/colledge dorm, roughly 3 months after a world wide fad had the
earth gripped in it's bulky claws, I am talking of course about Star Wars
: Galaxies. Se'Rat a week ago and myself hacked into the game server with
the nick Qt4eva, and Irvulcan, and proceeded to create mayhem. Needless ta
say by the time we left a lad called gimpy jumped out the window of
tekerson tech, a lad named alex held up a quickie mart after the eventual
shutdown of the server, and later got convicted of mass endangerment of
assorted softdrinks.
we however went back in time and changed the future again. Unfortunetly
this went on for months until we finnaly set everything right. I dropped
myself off back in the brig, and raised some hell in the future. So anyway
I bet that kinda beats your weekend of scifing and drinking. Well anyway
onto tonights show, why swg is going to change the world as we know it.
Well in the next five months technicians, mathimaticians, rocket
scientists and other nerd the world over will recceeded from the job
market causing those who don't want to play swg to get humongous paychecks
each week. The Technology curve will drop down to a 3 point turn, and war
as we know it eill be ablished, apart from the growing cyber war on swg
between the rebels and the imperials. All I can say is this, anarchy will
ensue as soon as the many computers of the world start to fail. What else
will happen, only time will tell because I am changing the subject. The
guru is currently proving his guru dom in the world wide scifiers weakest
link competition hosted by non other then federation intelligence
www.fedintel.com it's almost over which is sad, but all things come to an
end, I hope you are all barracking for me because if you ain't you are a
weaker link then me :D Hmm What else is new in sci fi land, well
Enterprise shown by win tb (Channel Nine Australia) has changed times and
dates it is on, without fore warning to anyone else, needless to sya I
missed the episode and am hopping mad.
well anyway folks till next wednesday I bid you adue, Live long and
prosper. IVK |
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21/03/2002 |
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Tait, The Sci-Fi Guru - StarLog, The New Energy Bar |
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Tait, The Sci-Fi Guru |
Well I'm back, my holiday at Cloister 4's mental
institution was refreshing, and I got a certificate out of them proving I
am indeed legally insane. I told them it's not my fault that I am a Vulcan
possesed by a Trill with multiple personality disorders. So here we are
again, as you will have noticed I had to change the name, after I claimed
in my last post that I knew the location of the Tribble homeworld and was
promptly attacked by the Klingons, seeking vengance and Richard Gere
seeking a date for this tuesday, so as you can imagine it's been a rough
holiday. Gulible Klingons will believe anything, I pointed out the Tribble
homeworld on my Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy map, and how the hell was
I to know I'd directed the Klingons assault on Ferrenginar. After I
apologised and mentioned that I had to really get back to Starbase 51
because my mother was calling I got blacklisted by the Ferrengi and the
Klingons, oh well you win some you lose some.
So onto tonites subject and our special guest Winona Rider. One tick my
stage hand is telling me that Winona is currently incarcirated.
[Cuts into a dank and depressing brig cell where Winona patiently sits
knitting a free Winona wool jumper]
Dammit, here I was hoping she'd show me her famous ping pong ball trick,
well anyway as I mentioned onto tonites subject what sort of fuel us
engineers are using for matter and anti matter. Little Timmy wrote this
one in from Darwin Omega sector. Well little Timmy, if you plan on
building a matter, anti matter inverter what you should look for fuel wise
is ten kilo's of white chocolate, and 10 kilo's of dark chocolate, be wary
dark chocolate cannot be replicated so you are probably going to have to
buy it from a Grocery store.
[Cuts to Se'Rat standing in front of a three baubeled device, conected to
a little fusion generator at the bottom]
Now here is my little matter anti matter inverter, and in the bauble to
your left, is of course white chocolate, and in the Right bauble some dark
chocolate, now all we have to do is flick this switch and put on your eye
protection goggles because this is going to get bright.
[Cuts to outside the starbase where through one of the portals a bright
light can be seen before a small chunk of the station slowly drifts into
space followed by some rather distraught ferrengi]
[Cuts back into the brig, where Se'Rat in his scorched uniform, his
cameraman, Winona Rider and little Timmy await trial]
Well folk's after this little legal matter is cleared up I will post
again, have fun and until next time remember, try this at home,
prefferably anyone living next to the fusion generator that powers the
brig's sheilded cell controls... |
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